Poopsy

Ever wondered how much you’re earning during bathroom breaks? Poopsy turns your throne time into cold, hard numbers.

Enter your salary, hit start when you head to the restroom, and watch the money tick up in real time. But Poopsy is more than a joke app — it includes medical-grade Bristol Stool Scale tracking, health pattern analytics, and exportable reports you can actually share with your doctor.

Track daily, weekly, and all-time bathroom earnings. Unlock achievements. Build streaks. Share your stats with coworkers if you dare.

Because everybody poops, but not everybody gets paid for it.